What movies have not aged well?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

How does a 45-year-old man get a girlfriend?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Octopussy

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”She is very sexyful!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Ah so!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Live and Let Die

What is the story behind bhai dooj?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-J W Pepper

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What are the most shocking facts about the Bollywood industry?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Goldfinger

What is the naughtiest fantasy that you've lived out?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

A View to a Kill

Dr No

How does one succeed in life?

The Man with the Golden Gun

From Russia With Love

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What qualities do single women typically look for in a man? Is it a common preference for women to want a man who earns more than they do?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Moonraker

-All the bad guys are black.

What are some sad truths about life?

You Only Live Twice